Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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