Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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