i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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