He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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