Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize