i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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