normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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