absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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