I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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