Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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