Sry I called you an 8
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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