3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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