Are we in a gay sports bar?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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