Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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