did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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