I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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