That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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