Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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