And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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