i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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