Pregnant stripper...not hot.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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