is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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