told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Randomize
