We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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