I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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