Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
