So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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