College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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