You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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