I wanna bring you to show and tell
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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