This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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