Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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