Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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