you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i just had sex bonerless
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I love having hate sex.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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