so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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