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Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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