i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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