Dual....:-)
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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