you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Randomize