I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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