I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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