i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
