Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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