I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
We're too hungover to prance.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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