So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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