I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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