he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
BRING THE BAGELS
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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