was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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