In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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