are you so shy because you have an std?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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