So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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