Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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