PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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