Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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