did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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