i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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