I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Randomize
