So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
it hurts more in the daytime
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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